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The very word FERRARI gives you palputations
............................................................You have trained your dog to "find the ferrari" parked round from your house
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When they win you cry and sing the Italian anthem your eyes are swollen shut and your voice went weeks ago.
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When you left a touching crimbo card on the Ferrari's windscreen addressed to "La Bella Signorina con tutto mio cuore" the owner threatened legal action.
............................................................If you happen to hear an Italian engine you run vaguely in its direction,creating mayhem in the process.
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You fall about laughing whem someone points out the speed limit,and say "that's just a rough estimate"
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When the win you are walking on a cushion of rossa corsa air for 2 weeks.
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The creation of each new Ferrari is like the conception and birth of your child.
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Being covered in water from a puddle as a gleaming red 360 Modena streaks buy is an honour you collect the water in a bottle and treasure it secretly.
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Michael Schumacher is spoken about as if he's a close friend or member of your family.
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A win is like the best sex and during sex when you scream si! si! Its the win your thinking of.
...Well them, hmm now, Consider me on the TIFOSI Team ... Closes eyes, places arms up around face and in back of head, and can be heard moaning, "how did I ever get into this situation! I should like to know...??" & "Help! please!!, lead me, this level of VIBRATIONS is driving me...!!!" *smile* ...CG here.
...Up-on aWaken-ing... was that a a ... a Dream OR a Night-Mare..?? Clutched pillow is in a Design of Black Fur, non-animal, on one-side whileas the Other side done in suades of City Camo-Combat of Greys, whites, and Blacks... ... Oh-Man!, must-a Been a bit too much of Need-ing to get somewhere, two places at theSame moment and LIKE a BrickWall of near Crash/THUNDEROUS-Roar.... Revv-ING-Up engines... ... ... heart monitors, nurses, family, pain, bloodshed,,, ........................................ CG here. === *T.I.F.O.S.I.'s TEAM, YES!*. ConnieG.
...T.his---I.s---F.ormula---O.ne-SI! ... ==========**NO Joke!** ... ... ... ... monitors ... ... ... ... ... ... LIFE-Choices ... ... ... ... ... Peace n- Chill ... ... CG here ==== THEN Again... HOT Steaming Roads, HOT HOT Road Races.... Hot Wheels! ---- Got a Spare...?? ...CG